I sit here doing incredibly boring things and find myself ranting in my head:
"Stupid, fucking thieves and home invaders!"
"Autistic spectrum, my lily-white ass!"
"Gamers (role playing) and people who engage in make believe S&M are still playing house with their friends and after about age 12 that's just boring and a little sick."
"First my hammock and now B&E you stupid f*^$ing, f%$&ers!"
I recently spent some time with a man who claimed to be the most offensive person he knew. So, in the interest of offending the greatest number of people I know (most of whom don't read this blog, but I don't care,) I have decided to rant about:
"Modern child-rearing theory and practice is a conspiracy to promote mindless consumerism"
And now I don't care about it so perhaps more later or perhaps not.
