07 September 2010

Losing fat

Tonight for supper I am having a martini.  I am having a martini because it is fun to have a martini after a ridiculous day at work after a blissful long weekend with the Bumble Bean.  Going back to work sucks.  I am having only a martini because I am trying to lose fat.  I don't really give a damn how much I weigh, I want to lose fat because I don't want to have to buy new bras.  At this point I am sticking out over the top, under the bottom and around the sides of my bras and I'm talking about a double D here.  I'm also talking about run-on sentences but if you reference the earlier martini you will see why I don't try to edit this post.  My boobs are now so large that when I roll over in bed I pinch them between me and the mattress.  I have switched to water now so that I can continue to play with the Bean and not pass out in a heap of enormous boobage.

2 comments:

  1. I am dying laughing at the thought of enormous boobage. I wish it were (was?) possible to take some of yours and give it to me, because I could use it!

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  2. My cups runneth over as well but did that stop me from eating Ben and Jerry's last night? Of course not.

    I am not, however, replenishing the ice cream supply and I consider that my new diet.

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