07 September 2010
Losing fat
Tonight for supper I am having a martini. I am having a martini because it is fun to have a martini after a ridiculous day at work after a blissful long weekend with the Bumble Bean. Going back to work sucks. I am having only a martini because I am trying to lose fat. I don't really give a damn how much I weigh, I want to lose fat because I don't want to have to buy new bras. At this point I am sticking out over the top, under the bottom and around the sides of my bras and I'm talking about a double D here. I'm also talking about run-on sentences but if you reference the earlier martini you will see why I don't try to edit this post. My boobs are now so large that when I roll over in bed I pinch them between me and the mattress. I have switched to water now so that I can continue to play with the Bean and not pass out in a heap of enormous boobage.
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I am dying laughing at the thought of enormous boobage. I wish it were (was?) possible to take some of yours and give it to me, because I could use it!
ReplyDeleteMy cups runneth over as well but did that stop me from eating Ben and Jerry's last night? Of course not.
ReplyDeleteI am not, however, replenishing the ice cream supply and I consider that my new diet.